We Really don’t care if the chicken crossed the road as long as it’s a marathi chicken and it knows how to cuckoo in marathi.
No! the chicken never crossed the road! Show me proof that there was a chicken that ever crossed the road. Baseless Allegations!...The chicken is lying.
Yes! We can ! If today, a chicken can cross the road, so too can we , tomorrow. Yes, we can. Yes, we can change. Yes, we can.
Oh..That road was already ours, so the chicken dint need to cross the road at the first place.
That is excellent news indeed! Lets erect a few monuments and memorial sites in honour of the chicken that crossed the road.
That’s just a start. We need more and more young chickens who would cross the road. I dream of an India where all chickens can cross the road safely.
Oh yeah?..what’s with the world.??.first it was the about the cattle and now its about the chicken..and btw..I paid for my chicken.
I am the one who's asking the questions here. You tell me.
WHAT??? the chicken crossed the road? ..you are fired!
Chickennnnnnn….hjut hjuytr dertu gty jk! Yutr wioqg zsadlp tyerui aqerwill ?
• err..sorry don’t ask me to translate what Remo said, I dint understand either*
So what if it crossed the road?? Now, even if the chicken is detained at the other end of the road for a few hours, that’s fine. Why is it getting so sensationalized by the media? And I have no movies with chickens ..
We welcome all chickens crossing the road. We even have new policies for chickens who are crossing the road. All chickens will be safe, I assure you.
What??? I was never with THAT chicken the other night! And I crossed the road alone.
Asif Ali Zardari
We have concrete proof that there is India’s involvement in the chicken crossing the road and we will present the evidence at an appropriate time.
You should have advised the chicken to first look to its left, then right and to its left again before crossing the road.
The chicken was just following its dream. You know all chickens have dreams and it was just the inner urge in that chicken that made it cross the road. I urge all the chickens to cross the road.
No one told me that the chicken was going to cross the road and that the media was supposed to cover it. Can you ask the chicken to cross the road again ..and this time inform me prior!
RAW(Research and Analysis wing)
We have more than enough reason to believe that there is a chicken somewhere and we are still contemplating on whether it has plans to cross the road.
Glad you asked me. I just wanted to get to the other side of the road.
P.S:- I pass this on to anybody who finds this interesting to try it out on their space:) Any takers?